That's right, your ass contributes to global warming. How is this so? Well, your ass contains fart. Fart contains gases. These gases are oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane. Methane is a radioactive gas. Radioactivity contributes to global warming. When unifying together, the effects of methane and carbon dioxide are drastic on the environment.
Where'd I get my ingredient list? From KidsHealth! I was actually very surprised but happy to see that little kids have an outlet to learn about this stuff on the internet, as opposed to that croc-o-shit of Barney or Sesame Street or whatever it is that little kids watch.
Further reading: Methane's Effect On Climate Change May Be Twice Previous Estimates
Feel very guilty about your next flaytus release.
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