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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Your ass contributes to global warming

That's right, your ass contributes to global warming. How is this so? Well, your ass contains fart. Fart contains gases. These gases are oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane. Methane is a radioactive gas. Radioactivity contributes to global warming. When unifying together, the effects of methane and carbon dioxide are drastic on the environment.

Where'd I get my ingredient list? From KidsHealth! I was actually very surprised but happy to see that little kids have an outlet to learn about this stuff on the internet, as opposed to that croc-o-shit of Barney or Sesame Street or whatever it is that little kids watch.

Further reading: Methane's Effect On Climate Change May Be Twice Previous Estimates

Feel very guilty about your next flaytus release.

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