What The Stars Have To Say

About me! At least for this year. Even if you do not believe in horoscopes, it is still fun to read them, right? I have generally found that I am the quintessential Gemini (I was born in late May) when I read the profile of a Gemini. So yeah! Post yours for this year. =)

Gemini

Much of your energy this year will be focused on figuring out ways improve your financial situation. Money will definitely be coming your way and will greatly influence your personal beliefs, dreams and philosophies. You have a quick way of analyzing situations and expertise to organize your thoughts to maximize your productivity. You have an intense desire to be of service to others and have a keen sense of knowing where in the world you can be most effective to make a positive difference for change in the world.

Community involvement gives you a forum to sharpen your debate and controversy skills that you so thoroughly enjoy. There will be a strong influence from others to help you create more personal security in having your material needs met. You could expect receiving a possibly large sum of money from someone you have helped rise to the top of their career. The summer will give you more time to enjoy life and pamper yourself. Time for some long deserved wonderful vacation time! It will be good to get away and spend some time to start thinking of yourself more and allowing time to recreate your personal values. This will give you a new sense of personal freedom.

You are feeling your home life requires attention to be more comfortable. New ideas will flow to create a nurturing atmosphere for your innovative lifestyle. You will definitely be setting some time aside to make some changes, even the possibility of a complete move to better suit your dreams and aspirations. Your creative interest is perked when you share your stimulating ideas with a responsive mate.

New years resolutions

Ahh, it's almost that time of the year again where you find yourself thinking about the future, since we're shifting into a new year. You've got everything that you want to change, several things you need to change, and only 1 or 2 things that you're actually willing to change. At this point, the trick is just getting the courage to say no to the things that don't matter. Getting rid of your excess acne? No, don't give a shit. Becoming a more "likeable" person? Too bad, can't please everyone. Losing that 50 pounds of excess fat that is a bitch to carry around all day? FUCK YES. If you don't lose it now, it'll be harder to lose it later.

My resolution for this year is to lose the weight I've gained, join some kind of sport team and be dedicated to it, and to try to make myself happier. I feel I've been focusing too much on other people's feelings, and it's just becoming a drain. Sometimes, you just need to let go of everything, and to hold yourself above it all.

What's your new years resolution? What are some of the most rediculous you've ever heard? What are some of the best resolutions you've ever heard?

Christmas is a Croc-O-Shit

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

No, I’m not talking about that time after tax season; I’m talking about the time before it.

Christmas is a great time of the year when Jesus was born to convert Pagans and Jews; when they lie that old, morbidly obese white men ride on magical flying sleighs; powered by magical flying reindeer (one of which has a glowing nose) to pronounce the great magics of God, where said man then proceeds to break into your house and put presents under Christmas trees (which we also know as the “dead pine trees” lie), giving lots of presents, and eating so much after 2 weeks that you can’t even see yourself shitting on the toilet anymore.

We all know that Jesus wasn’t born on December 25th some 2000-ish years ago, because there is no possibility. It wasn’t lied about because they wanted to celebrate his birthday a little earlier than April 1st, and a lot researchers would happen to agree with that theory. And certainly, the Church would certainly sink to the level of converting Pagans and converting Jews. Think they care about you knowing the truth or even about Jesus himself? They only want more recruits for their army of shitheads.

Next, Santa was not some big fat sleigh-riding white man who owns magical reindeers, elves, or some sweetass mansion in the North Pole, and neither did he ever have anything to do with Saint Nicholas. Santa Claus is a derivative of Sinterklaas, who came from the concept of Saint Nicholas. Saint Nicholas was a Turkish man from Asia Minor, specifically Turkey who was just really nice to everyone, saved 3 girls from lives of prostitution, and gave stuff to poor children in his village.

Imagine the modern-day perception of Christmas, which includes all the stuff said above. Did you know that the only part of those descriptions that actually is any part of Christmas is Jesus? Guess what the real holiday that includes Santa, presents, and immense amounts of turkey is: YULETIDE! Not only that, but notice how the Church “stole” the holiday of the Pagans they hate so much: “Germanic pagans celebrated Yule from late December to early January on a date determined by a lunar calendar.” Did you know that the original concept of the Christmas tree also came from German Pagans? But we’re sure it was all just some really big coincidence.

I’m just hoping you now realize what a croc-o-shit it all really is.

Speaking of croc-o-shits, you know what really grinds my gears? Buying someone coupons for a gift. You want to know what two things that says to me?
1. I went to a store and got you nothing.
2. You’re too stupid to know what to buy, so I’m limiting you to 1 store.

Until next time, ciao folks!

Winter Fashion

Welcome to November. It’s almost the end of Winter Term in school, and if you do first term exams, your exams are fast approaching. Plus, there’s the stress of buying Christmas or Hanukah gifts for everyone you know. I’d say its safe to say that fashion isn’t exactly at the top of your priority list right now.

Well, I disagree. I think fashion should be very close to the top of your list. There’s no better season than winter to debut wonderful trends. Let me give you some help.

1. Wool
Wool is one of winter’s best trends. Let’s repeat it together: “wool!” There we go. An adorable grey wool skirt with black tights and knee high stiletto boots and you’re pretty much good to go. A nice black or navy wool coat is another staple that you absolutely must have!

2. Cashmere
Ahh, cashmere! I am a firm believer in the idea that everyone should own at least one cashmere scarf, preferably a plaid Burberry, some nice cashmere sweaters, and maybe a coat. Forget diamonds, cashmere is a girl’s best friend!

3. Scarves
Absolutely necessary! Hello, it’s winter, people! My favourites for winter are plaid Burberry, although a silky Coach or Gucci looks wonderful with a wool or cashmere coat. Anything in winter white will look dashing as well.

4. Jeans
Must-have. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. And for winter, they must be dark wash. Light wash looks tacky and very tourist-like, unless you are down South or it’s summer.

5. Shoes
Can you say boots? Ankle, knee high, calf high, I love them all. My personal faves are a pair of alligator skin Peter Fox ankle boots, and a pair of knee high black Bravo Browns boots. Oh, and Uggs are of course a staple item. I have pale pink, but I am really craving a black pair as well. Any colour looks good, so pick one that compliments your wardrobe.

Keep shopping!

xxx

The First Flurries

It happened.

Today, as I was was cleaning off the boards in accounting class, my teacher looked out the window and announced the official first flurries of the year. You couldn't see them well from the boards, but when you got to the exit door and looked decently enough, you could see them.

Winter is a season that marks quite a few changes. First, there's the obvious winter blues, where our depletion of seratonin causes us to be less peppy than if it were spring, summer, or fall. Second, there's the big cold at the beginning, obviously due to the quick shift of weather that occurs here in Canada. I'm not sure about where you live, but Canada's environment is certainly one of contrasts and quick transitions into new seasons, and commonly, drastic weather changes throughout each day.

How do we fight the winter blues? The answer may or may not surprise you. Though tanning beds are notorious for their cancer-spreading ways, in moderation, they can be good. The heat given off while you're "being baked" contains seratonin, which is an anti-depressant that is great for fighting off any anxiety or sadness you may possess.

Warm up your heart! Canada's "surprise-attack" winters often leaves us very ill at the beginning (and less-so throughout the season), but there are many ways to fight it:

1. Whenever you're feeling even the slightest bit sick, take medicine immediately.
2. Immunity support herbs like Echinacea are a must. Last I checked, it's a popular Swiss herb that you should be able to buy at your local drug store.
3. Drink plenty of hot liquids. I know this sounds like common sense, but as a wise man once said, common sense is not so common.
4. Warm up your heart! Chicken noodle soup has been scientifically proven to help ward off colds.
5. Make sure your hair is always dry whenever you go outside. This also ensures that your hair won't freeze.
6. Instead of getting a regular jacket, invest your money in a coat that goes down to your knees. You'll be glad you did!

More winter tips to come!

Ciao