Okay, you may think, "Wow, Flora is one dumb bitch." Or you may just be thinking, "What the fuck?!" Either way, I have a tube of lipgloss lodged in my ass, and here's the rediculously short story.
It was early in the morning, and I had the oddest thought. I thought to myself, if I wanted to, could I easily smuggle drugs via my anus? And I definitely thought I could. So I gave myself a challenge.
What I did was look around my room for anything somewhat bigger than a drug capsule but that I could fit into my anus. So, I looked around, and found a tube of lipgloss. So, I gave it a shot. It was easy to put in. The trouble now is getting it out, which, according to my ex. doctor of a father, needs to be shitted out.
And so, I wait.
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When I stop laughing I will probably think of any number of clever comments.
I predict you will have an interesting life. People that have odd thoughts, and act upon them, are usually interesting people. Unfortunately acting on those odd thoughts carries the risk of embarrassment and, perhaps, fewer years to be interesting.
The trick to doing something stupid is to not think about it for too long, if at all. You appear to be on the right track. Keep up the good work.
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I always knew I was a quick study, bullet! :D
Ahhh! This is TOO good! This is my new favorite blog...I'm telling you!
A lipgloss shoved up your anus? Now THAT is brilliant. Haha!
-Emmy
Emmy, you're too kind :D
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